That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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