he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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