he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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