i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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