Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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