The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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