i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
This is the high leading the old right now
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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