But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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