i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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