Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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