Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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