Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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