can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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