I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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