you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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