The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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