I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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