he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
