honey bunches of taint.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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