Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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