Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Well I just put wine in my tea
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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