When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My hand turned me down
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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