meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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