just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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