If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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