On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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