somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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