I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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