I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I understand Curling. That high.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just invented taco cereal.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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