I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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