please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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