spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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