Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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