It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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what are you doing with your life
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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