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dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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