we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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