That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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