i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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