I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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