If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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