do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
