She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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