i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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