he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
