Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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