I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
