have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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