i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
