So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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