id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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