You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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