is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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