Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
