you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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